The video box for the VHS version of this movie actually has fake blood in it- how cool is that? This fop* is dying of a rare disease, so he goes back to the island where he was born to research his family history and see if there's any way he can spend the rest of his life not dead. Unfortunately, the news isn't too good: it turns out he's half monster, and the cure to his disease is eating dead people! That's a lot of fucked up to have to deal with, but I gotta give this guy's wife some serious props because not only does she back him up when he tests the waters by eating a dead baby, but she actually has sex with him afterwards! I hope he ate a breath mint or something. There's some gore and plenty of tits (and all pretty high-quality too, although one chick is dead when we finally get a look) but the end is kind of lame because we're supposed to feel all bad when the main guy gets left behind to live with the monsters, but who really cares what happens to a baby-eating fop? In fact, if you made a list of the 100 most popular movie types I'll bet "baby-eating fop" wouldn't even be on there. Yeah, I'm tired of "cop who plays by his own rules" and "tomboy who's secretly hot" too, but you need to be at least a little realistic. Christ.

*A "fop" is what we used to call a metrosexual in the olden days. Some other old-time words for "metrosexual" are "dandy", "popinjay", and "Percy Bysshe Shelly". That's right, Shelly, I said it. Who's a "frenchified ninnyhammer" now, you fucking dick?