Don't you love how the words "republican" and "democrat" have been totally replaced by "red" and "blue" now? Maybe someday we can replace all the big words with one-syllable ones. Americans are so fucking stupid.

So anyway, remember all the loudmouths who said they'd move to Canada if George Bush Jr. got elected again? (Of course all that did was encourage more of us to vote for him, just to see if they were bluffing or not, so I hope they're fucking satisfied with how it all turned out.) Well, in this flick a guy actually decides to go through with it and makes a run for the (other) border, with a super-cute hottie in tow. Naturally they fall in love along the way and he realizes that his reasons for taking the trip are all wrong but not before he pisses her off and valuable lesson win her back blah blah blah. It's basically the exact same movie as The Sure Thing, except with a way hotter chick and hating George Bush Jr. standing in for pussy. Since we've all seen this movie before, let's skip ahead to the important stuff: does the hottie show us her rack? Tragically, the answer is no. And this sucks more than usual, because she is just beyond incredible. Irregardless, if you liked The Sure Thing you'll probably like this too; like they always say, there's no accounting for taste. Take this guy for example:

"George W. Bush gets my unapologetic nomination for GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER MADE!" - Michael Dare, LA Weekly