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(1999)
Dave Chappelle's Show and Martin "Mah-in" Lawrence are both in this movie, but they made Mah-in the main guy, which is sort of like asking Christina Aguilera to bring over a six pack and then fucking the beer. To be fair though, Mah-in does manage to rein it in for the most part (the NAACP would probably only be offended once or twice). See, he's this crook who disguises himself as a cop to get some loot that's hidden inside a police station, but then everyone thinks he's legit so they make him lead detective. Because that would happen. As it turns out though, this flick isn't half bad. Of course that implies that it's still a little bad, but there's a few genuinely funny parts, the car chase at the end rocks to a reasonable degree, and on a purely "car accident/just can't look away" level the lawyer chick's awful, awful hair is not to be missed. In short, you could do a lot worse. Obviously you could do a hell of a lot better too, but if that's what you really wanted out of life you probably wouldn't be watching Martin Lawrence movies. |
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