You know that guy Jesus? Well in this movie his skeleton turns up, which rather strongly suggests that he was faking the whole thing. Now, you'd think this would be pretty big news, but there's only two people trying to figure the whole thing out- a priest who used to be special ops (you know the type) and a cute archeolo-chick. Even though they're technically on opposite sides (religious/smart) they get to be pretty tight and when it starts to look like the skeleton is the real deal the priest misplaces his faith and tells the chick "I can't do God's work anymore. Wanna fuck?" (Okay, fine, I made up the "wanna fuck" part. But he should have.) Meanwhile, since this world-shaking discovery is only being guarded by three guys who keep leaving their post to buy cigarettes or stand in line for concert tickets or something, everyone from terrorists to Jews to little kids has been wandering in and out and stealing whatever they can get their hands on, and inevitably somebody finally runs off with Jesus's bones. (Wow, just like they did to Santa Claus.) Of course there's a big chase, and it all ends with a bunch of action-movie hullabaloo during which Jesus gets blown up with a hand grenade.

I've seen worse religious flicks.