This MILF's boyfriend ties up her son so they can get it on in peace, but his sister sets him free and he sneaks into mom's bedroom and stabs the dude to death.

You know, this is why I don't date single moms anymore.

So anyway, years later the sister is all growed up and lookin' fine. Her only problem is that she keeps having nightmares about the murder. Eventually her husband gets tired of hearing about it, so he takes her back to the house where it all went down, where she sees the dead guy in a mirror, flips out, and smashes it into a thousand pieces (the mirror I mean, not the house). Now the hubs is really irritated, so he takes the mirror home with them and puts it back together. Jesus H., can you imagine how long that must've taken? Now who's obsessed, buddy? And things are about to get worse, because now the dead guy's ghost is on the rampage and starts killing everyone in sight. And fortunately for us this includes some trashy young tang. There's plenty of blood, one nipple, the main chick in her underwear, an obnoxious little kid crushed in a window, an awesome mouth-to-mouth impalement, and they wrap it all up with possession and a full-blown massacre.

My rating: Awesome