Brunch with Thermo Spa

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This couple gets invited to another couple's pad to meet a "new addition to the family". They assume it's a puppy since the wife is barren, but nope, it's a Thermo Spa! The husband starts pimping the thing like crazy, and before long his friends are convinced- they're getting a Thermo Spa too! Mission accomplished.

Now, seeing as you're all liquored up on the cognac your friends inexplicably brought for the non-existent puppy, how about you convince everyone to strip down for a little foursome? Yeah, I suppose that was too much to hope for. I'll bet it would've sold a lot of hot tubs, though.

Like dinner with Andre, only wetter.

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