Everyone knows that the coolest character in the entire Star Wars universe is Jaxxon the rabbit, from the old Marvel comic books:

This is why I was totally prepared to hate Bucky O'Hare. He's such an obvious, straight-up ripoff of Jaxxon that it's not even debatable. Hell, Bucky's cat girlfriend even bears a strikingly superficial resemblance to Jaxxon's (human) girlfriend. Check it:

Well, as it turns out this is way more than just your typical ripoff: it could almost be a Star Wars cartoon about Jaxxon the rabbit, except with funny animals replacing all the aliens and humans. I mean, their galaxy is ruled by an evil empire, the empire's soldiers are called "Stormtoads",* there's a chick who uses the Force, and there's even a gorilla who might as well be a Wookie. About the only thing that doesn't fit is when the good guys occasionally summon this kid from Earth (who, for some reason, hates hippies) to help out. There's two episodes on this tape and truth be told they weren't that bad, although I did feel like I was being dropped right into the middle of the story and didn't completely understand everything that was going on. But hey, how is that any different from life? Of course it would be way cooler if they made a real Jaxxon cartoon, but until George Lucas wises up I suppose this is the next best thing.

Oh, and if you are taking requests, George, I'd also like to see an erotic thriller starring Leia's mom, and some torture porn starring Jar Jar Binks. Thanks.

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