Burn Notice is exactly like that old 1980s show The Equalizer, except the main guy from Burn Notice can actually get into a foot chase without keeling over from a heart attack. (The secondary guy, Bruce Campbell, I'm not so sure about.) There's lots of fun facts too, like how to do spy stuff and build bombs and whatnot. Oh, they're careful not to tell you exactly how to do the worst of it, but between the info they do give you and the Internet you're pretty much good to go. The only real problem with this series is the main chick. From the way everyone acts she's supposed to be all sexy and shit, and that just goes to show what good actors this series really has because she is the most repulsive skank I have ever seen in my entire life. Imagine someone took a skeleton and stretched some leather over it as tight as it would go, then left the whole thing in the sun for like a decade. You'd fuck that before you'd fuck this rogue bitch, and as a bonus later you could sell it to the producers to use as her stunt double. Seriously, she looks like a scarecrow made out of beef jerky, starving African children, and a plastic surgeon's revenge. To be fair, she's mostly tolerable as long as you don't look directly at her, but every once in a while she'll wear something skimpy or start vamping it up, and if you can get through these parts without puking all over your coffee table you're a stronger man than me. With all the fine-ass unemployed actresses out there why they went with this skinny, scrawny, ugly, malnourished, skull-faced, knock-kneed, toneless, titless hag is beyond me. It can't be because she fucked one of the producers, can it? Dear god, please tell me that's not what happened.