Did you ever see the movie The Descent, about the chicks who go caving, get trapped underground, and are ruthlessly spelunked by a bunch of freaky monsters? They really missed the pony by not calling it "Descent of a Woman", but other than that it's an unbelievably intense flick. It's so fucking intense, in fact, that it's intense even before the monsters show up; the part where one of the bitches gets stuck in a tunnel has me so afraid of dark, enclosed spaces now that I can't even take a shower with the lights off. Which sucks, because I don't like being able to see what I do in there. It shames me.

Anyway, this flick came out around the same time and it's basically the less-good version, your typical monster movie full of irritable people doing unbelievably stupid shit. There are a couple of okay parts though, like the scene where this chickie is hanging from a gigantic cliff face when she gets into a high-altitude fight with one of the monsters that they both lose. Uh, actually, can you describe something as "high altitude" if it's happening underground? Irregardless, it's a decent bit. As for the monsters, they're passable enough I suppose - they look like a cross between Mothman, the Alien, and a Wieroo - but frankly I thought the big eels that kept showing up were way scarier. Flying Mothman cave Wieroos suck, sure, but no one wants their fucking dick bitten off by an eel. Where the movie really punks itself though is by being a vagina-fied PG-13er. Did someone really think that this flick was so good that it didn't need to be shored up with boatloads of sleaze and gore? Talk about delusional.