First Movie Cat: "Let's make a movie starring the black guy from Saturday Night Live."
Second Movie Cat: "Who?"
First Movie Cat: "The black guy. You know who I mean."
Second Movie Cat: "Eddie Murphy?"
First Movie Cat: "No no no... the one who sucks."
Second Movie Cat: "Oh! THAT black guy. Yeah, let's do that."

All things considered this movie does have a logical premise - the black guy from Saturday Night Live is so goddamned irritating (and unfunny) that someone murders him - but everything else about it is fucking horrible, especially the acting. In fact, the two kids who play the, er, two kids are two of the worst actors I've ever seen. They sound like they're reading all their business off the backs of their hands, but have to sound it out because English isn't their first or even their second language. As for the story, it's hopelessly stupid, except when it's boring, which is most of the time. I want to keep this short (my date has to be back before the street lights come on), so I'll just list everything that doesn't suck about this movie:

• The chick sporting the blue outfit and the ridiculous 1980s hair: I'd hit it

• The cute punk chick packing the bong: ditto, times about one million

• The part where the main guy tells his wife "You know I don't like you to wear pants. It makes you seem like a transvestite."

That's it. One funny line and two hotties who never get naked. What a barrel of shit.

Fun Fact: Music by the Residents. What the fuck?