
Video Picks for Perverts
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(2006)
You know how The Office takes the little indignities of working in an office and makes them funny? Well, this movie takes the little indignities of being a teacher and doesn't. See a teacher misplace his chalk! See people argue about petty, boring horseshit! See the principal talk about a movie he saw once! See a staff meeting! For real, watching this is like going to work, except you're not getting paid. What delusional hack thought that anyone actually wanted to sit through this garbage? It is - and I am not exaggerating here - the worst fucking movie about high school ever made. And I've seen Hell High and Teachers so you know I'm not fucking around when I say that. At one point they cut to someone loading a gun and I thought Thank God, somebody is finally gonna blow away these miserable, boring fucks. Unfortunately, it was just one of the teachers target shooting on his day off. The only thing that got me through this godforsaken piece of shit was the gym teacher; she is fucking fine. A truly great movie could be made about her ass. Too bad this isn't it. |
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