
Video Picks for Perverts
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(1997)
This chick actually puts some effort into her crappy customer service job, which is movie shorthand for "she's nice". Or, as this one kid puts it, "It's like you really care about stuff." You can't be more vague than that. One day she makes a joke list of all the shit she wants for Christmas, but when her hot-ass best friend throws it into this department store Santa's mailbox a Christmas miracle happens and everything on the list starts to appear! (Never mind that someone else has to get shafted for some of the wishes to come true; this movie isn't about those people.) When the main chick gloms what's going down she makes another list, and what do you think she asks for: A) World peace Well, she is a woman so I think you know the answer. By the time the magic Santa dust finally clears she's fraudulently won a car, stolen some other broad's boyfriend, and turned her own mother into a Christmas pod person. Meanwhile I've still got the syfy. Fucking weak. |
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