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(2006)
There's a big Christmas decorating contest, and the main guy in this movie gets roped into it even though his dad has senile dementia (don't worry, it's mostly the hilarious kind) and just wants an old-fashioned Christmas. Naturally the whole thing gets completely out of hand, until finally the dad flips out, trashes his front yard, and everyone learns a valuable lesson: old people belong in homes. This could have been an okay flick, but unfortunately most of it is about the main guy falling in love with this hot redhead. Now don't get me wrong, if I was him I'd be trying to get down her chimney too, but I was expecting shitloads of fighting, sabotage, and wholesale destruction and all we get is a single deflated snowman balloon and one lousy brawl. Seriously people, you're involved in a contest; is this really the best you can do? Needless to say this whole movie, and almost everyone in it, is pretty fucking lame. I did like the scheming Jewish broad, but my profile at match.com does say "seeks scheming Jew" so that shouldn't come as any big surprise. |
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