The three oldsters in this movie are sick of bingo, euchre, and waiting for the Viagra to kick in, so they came up with a new pastime. It's called "The Game of Fear" and it goes like this:

Step 1: Invite a bunch of dipshits to your creepy seedy estate
Step 2: Try to scare them off with a bunch of spooky gimmicks
Step 3: The last person standing wins a cool million smackers

Most of their tricks are so Halloween-aisle-of-Target corny they wouldn't even fool the dils from Ghost Hunters (probably), but a few are a little more complicated (monster heads popping out of the bed and spewing yellow goop all over a babe in her underwear) or direct (dry-clicking a revolver in someone's face). It all stops making sense right about the time this skinny hottie sends her astral projection down to the pool for a dip (talk about lazy), and I'd call total bullshit on the twist at the end if it was actually possible to understand it, but I have to admit this movie isn't boring, and there are some tits. Since not being bored and being able to see tits is pretty much my definition of "good", I guess this flick makes the grade.