Supervillain Tip #1: Leaving behind a DVD of yourself bragging to the guy you left for dead that you're the one who did it is only cool and badass up to the point where people start referring to it as "Exhibit A". The guy in this movie isn't out of the game yet, though: see, it turns out the poison the bad guy gave him won't kill him as long as he's completely pumped up, so he jumps into his car and tears through the city full tilt, crashing into shit, fighting people, destroying things, and just generally acting like someone who's playing Grand Theft Auto for the first time. It's a cool gimmick, but unfortunately this flick doesn't take it anywhere near far enough, and they just couldn't resist throwing in a bunch of slapstick antics involving boners and exploding parakeets. Plus there's more than one part where the movie just up and forgets what it's about, like when the main guy takes time out for a relaxing lunch with his girlfriend. Frankly they needed to come at this idea from a way more over-the-top and ludicrous angle, making it one of those rare deals where the dumbed-down sequel will probably be a lot better. Oh, and here's a question: why do the maps they show when we're going from place to place all say "Image © 2006 Sanborn" on them? Doesn't shit like that belong in the credits? Or are movies gonna start putting a little copyright notice next to every single special effect from now on? Hell, maybe the movie should just stop and the people who made the effect could come on, lay claim to it, and do a little Q&A. I mean why not, right? I wasn't trying to enjoy the story anyway.