This is a combination of Summer School and License to Drive starring Mac from Night Court and the broad from 227 who was supposed to be the sexy one even though she had a fat ass. The kids are a metrosexual faggot (nice eyebrows, queer), a dumb jock, a rich nerd, the possum-ugly daughter from Family Ties, an Asian rapper, the hot little princess from Conan the Destroyer, and Alyssa Milano. The only one who does or says anything funny is the principal ("Never interrupt a tirade!") but I guess he wanted to keep the damage to his career at a minimum because he hangs around just long enough to raid the catering truck and make sure his check clears. And considering what this movie's about and the fact that it is called "Crash Course" there's nowhere near enough car crashes. I can't believe I'm saying this, but this really is one of those flicks that could've used a lot more harebrained antics, or, failing that, at the very least a part where the princess and Alyssa Milano experiment with a double-headed dildo.