A gay couple buys this house that... Wait a minute, is one of them a chick? Good god but is that an ugly bitch. You know how they say "I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating crackers"? Well I would throw this broad out of bed just for being in the bed.

So anyway, their new house is haunted. The husband doesn't notice anything unusual at first (waking up next to his hideous wife every day has probably made him immune to horror), but the main chick sees all sorts of crazy shit, and it all comes to a head when she realizes that every person she's taken a picture of since they moved in has disappeared. Holy fuck, that is so awesome. Charge up that camera, toots, because I've got a list for you right here:

• Jay Leno

• Seth MacFarlane

• Brian Kilmeade (AKA rejected Hellraiser demon "Pube Head")

• Eddie Vedder

• My ex-wife

• Pauly Shore

• Judge Judy

• Pat Robertson, Terry Meeuwsen, and the whole Hee-Haw gang

• Dog the Bounty Hunter and his ham-based wife, who I believe is also named "Dog"

• Whoever's dating Ellie Kemper right now, so I can finally make my move

• The person who green-lighted Ghost Hunters

• This fat, repulsive pig; I think her name is "Snoozy" or something:

I'll send you more as I think of them. As for the movie, overall it's pretty decent, but the best part by far is the droolingly fine neighbor chick. For real, I have never seen a girl rock a bikini so hard. Next time they so a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, it should just be pictures of her.