Jesus fucking Christ I hate Day of the Dead. The first two zombie movies the Day of the Dead guy made were awesome, but Day of the Dead is just a bunch of annoying fuckholes yelling stupid, boring shit at each other. It sucks so much ass that when it first came out in 1985 they actually had to truck extra ass in to the theater for it to suck on. What really pisses me off though are all the pinheads who wanted it to be good so much that - after bitching about it for a while - they retroactively decided that it was good. They're like those people who back a really crummy sports team and then flip out when they lose every year. It doesn't matter how bad you want it, assholes: Day of the Dead will always be a piece of shit.

So that brings us to Part 2. In this one, a bunch of loonies and tards get turned into zombies, which would be fine except that they all have psychic links with each other, and if there's one thing I hate more than girls who don't swallow it's motherfucking psychic links. Why the hell do movies and books always have to have psychic links in them? There you are watching a perfectly good movie and suddenly, out of the blue, there's some asshole with a psychic link. It pisses me off. Fortunately though this movie is already pretty dumb, so it's not like the psychic links make it all that much worse. I mean, a virus that looks like little Tinker Bell fairies flying around? Zombies cracking wise? And what the fuck is with the hottie who goes from zero to nine months pregnant in like 24 hours? Don't ask me, because the movie never bothers to explain it. Maybe Jesus was in there. This flick is reasonably gory once the zombies get down to business, but that doesn't actually happen for over an hour so frankly it's not even worth the trouble.

I swear, if they make a Part 3 somebody's gonna end up in a sack by the side of the road.