Why are prep school type kids always killing strippers? Seriously, every time I drive by a private school I picture all these dead strippers stacked up in the gym like cordwood, just waiting for some booster to cart them off to the quarry or bury them under the football field. Is it supposed to be extra tragic because the kids are rich and white? We all know rich, white people are more important than the rest of us, but frankly I'm a little more concerned about all those squandered strippers. For real, you amoral little punks, some of us have needs too.

Anyway, this time around the main kid is really freaking out about the murder and it looks like he's gonna squeal, so the others whack him too and make it look like a suicide. So... now the movie is completely adrift with no main character whatsoever, but it doesn't really seem to care and everybody just kind of flounders around for a while until the dead kid's mom and tasty, tasty sister (who were barely even in the movie up to this point) finally pick up the slack and try to salvage this disaster. They totally fail, but I'll give them an A for effort. And by "A" of course I mean "A swift kick in the pussy".

Naturally in the sister's case that kick will be performed with my penis.