A slasher snuffs this teenage girl, and when the cops can't solve the case the girl's parents call in some goofball who says he has ESP. They probably should've checked his credentials a little more thoroughly though: the second he's alone in the missing girl's bedroom he pockets something from her jewelry box, then he tears her bed apart and starts sniffing her pillow like a dog in heat. Fortunately for us the parents come back before he starts masturbating. In the end the best he can come up with is that the killer is renting a room somewhere, but somehow this is enough info for the dad to track the dude down. Dad busts into the killer's place, but the killer wastes him too and then, all casual-like, just tosses his body out the window. The ESP guy goes back to the wife to discuss this latest development, but she's had more than enough of his bullshit so she shoots him in the head and kills him!

While all this is going down, some blonde in a possibly related movie is teaching her preschool class a song about not throwing their trash into her yard. Talk about passive-aggressive. The killer definitely has this one in his sights, but apparently she's the main chick because the next dame he actually attacks is some bim on her way home from Boobs Disco (I swear to God I'm not making that up). Fortunately for her though these motorcycle guys chase the killer away, but not before he clotheslines one of them off his bike, which crashes into a wall and explodes. Later, in an unrelated incident (you may have noticed by now that this movie is primarily made up of unrelated incidents), three more dudes jump the killer, but he kicks all their asses too and tosses one of them off a fire escape. Eventually the killer decides to come after the main chick, so after he washes his slasher mask in the sink (fair enough; there's no reason to look like a slob) he breaks into her place, offs her hot-ass cousin, and chases her around the house until she stabs him in the throat.

This flick's not very gory, but the main chick and her cousin both give us nice, long looks at their racks (which are outstanding), and there's tons more hilarious insanity I haven't even mentioned yet, like the fact that the main chick suddenly decides to go topless while she's being chased by the killer, or the MacGyver style booby-trap she rigs up in the bathroom, or the part where these little kids find a skeleton in a tree, or... Seriously, I could go on for days. Take my word for it, you have to see this movie.