Never rent an apartment where the owner lives on the premises. If you're a cute chick he's gonna come upstairs and mack on you all the time, and even if you're not it'll still be that much sooner that he finds out you have a cat when you said you didn't, or are selling dope out of the place, or are using the extra bedroom to sacrifice Taiwanese virgins to the Devil. The landlord in this movie is especially obnoxious: not only does he pop in unannounced more often than a wacky sitcom neighbor, but as it turns out he's also casting an evil witchcraft spell on the main chick and her entire family. Unfortunately, it takes longer to cast this particular spell than a lot of movies last and nothing actually happens until the last ten minutes. And even then, it's just a couple of G-rated stabbings and a completely meaningless twist ending.

Lame beyond words.