This little cutie (I'd hit it) has dinner with her fiancé's brother, who thinks he's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. At first it seems like that's gonna be the only joke, but this spirals into complete tastelessness pretty quickly ("Have you ever been raped by a ninja turtle?"; "Punch her in the vagina, brother!") so it ends up being pretty entertaining. The Ninja Turtles started out as a totally overrated comic book, became a crappy cartoon, then starred in a bunch of obnoxiously shitty movies, so even if they're against vagina-punching they should be happy this flick exists because it's beyond a doubt the best thing that will ever be associated with them.

Just to put things in perspective, the second best thing ever associated with them was probably Baltimora: