I wonder how loaded you would have to get for them to put you in the Disney Cruise Line brig? I mean, I'm sure they're pretty tolerant up to a point, but there has to be a line that you just can't cross. And what happens then? Do you get your money back? Or does even the brig contain enough Disney magic that you're still expected to pay full price? Also I like that different parts of the ship are set up for different groups - kids, families, grown-ups, etc. - but what if you want to do a little recon outside of your designated area? I wouldn't mind hitting the "teen dance party" for example. Come to think of it, that would probably be a great place to... what the fuck? Did they just say that Disney owns an entire island??? I guess I shouldn't be surprised; I mean, they do own their own town (Orlando). I wonder how long it'll be before they declare themselves a sovereign entity that is in no way bound to comply with the laws of the United States of America? Oh, wait, they already did that.