Goddamned gypsies and their fucking curses; it doesn't matter if you stole their gypsy gold, had your way with their werewolf daughter, or accidentally ran one of them over while getting road head, that's their answer to everything. The chick in this movie earns their ire when she forecloses on this gypsy's house, which... Okay, hold the Bisquik. Can you even call yourself a gypsy if you actually own a house? An RV maybe, but an honest-to-fuck house? Frankly I'm on the verge of calling bullshit, but irregardless this old lady does indeed lay down a gypsy curse. Not before she has a full-on (and hilarious) knock-down drag-out with the main chick in the parking garage though. But even though the old bat nearly kills her, everyone just kind of blows it off and acts like it was no big. Hey, the bag only committed felony assault, right? We'll just send some officers over to "have a talk with her". No surprise there- if there's one thing the pigs hate, it's actually doing their jobs. Also they really don't like to mess with gypsies. Cops are a cowardly and superstitious lot.

So what kind of a curse are we talking about here? Pretty standard stuff: after a legally-mandated three-day waiting period, this demon will show up and drag the main chick to Hell. Thus the title, I would imagine. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, she does have the option of passing the curse on to someone else, which sounds like kind of a dick move but if I was in her shoes I can think of plenty of people I wouldn't hesitate to throw under that particular bus so frankly it seems like way too easy of an out. In the end the whole thing is just a lazy combination of The Evil Dead and Curse of the Demon, except with more backstory than the former and more fluid spewing than the latter. Oh, and entirely too many handkerchief attacks. It's not a complete waste of time or anything, but seriously, guys, try harder next time.

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