When you get right down to it, Star Wars is mostly total crap. Sure, the first two movies were good, and the old comic book from the 1970s rocked more often than not, but in the bad column you've got The Phantom Menace, the Ewoks, Splinter of the Mind's Eye, the Star Wars Kwanzaa Special... The list just goes on and on. Take this awful cartoon for example. Making a show about R2-D2 and C-3PO's adventures before they met Luke Skywalker was a decent idea; too bad nobody involved put any actual effort into it whatsoever. It's boring (not as boring as The Clone Wars of course, but close); most of the aliens look like outtakes from Galaxy High; the jokes are typical Saturday-morning bullshit (C-3PO falling down, R2-D2 doing the moonwalk, "Don't call me 'Tiggy'!"); and the whole thing is so fucking lazy and cheap-looking that I'm surprised George Lucas didn't drop by the studio one day and put his foot up every ass in the place. Hell, if you asked a four-year-old to draw R2-D2 he'd do a better job than this:

So why does anyone even care about this worthless footnote to Star Wars? You guessed it: Boba Fett is in some of them. You fucking nerds and your fucking Boba Fett; if they had made a sitcom back in 1981 where Boba Fett lost a bet and had to move to the Chicago suburbs and live with a feisty ex-hooker played by Sandy Duncan, you'd probably be bootlegging that, too. Stupid assholes. Your more obsessive geeks will probably get even more excited when I tell you that "IG-88", another Star Wars bounty hunter, also shows up once or twice. You can continue to color me unimpressed though. I've always been more of a Dengar fan.

Note to nerds: Some (but not all) of these are actually available on DVD. If you ask me, that's some too many.