Wow, the main guy in this movie has something built into his glasses that can override traffic lights and access his bank account via the ATM! That's so goddamned stupid! It gets better though, by which I mean worse, naturally. Late one night his mediocre girlfriend gets kidnapped by Satan, and Satan tells him that he has to face seven challenges to get her back. So does he use his amazing spectacles to save the day, like maybe by withdrawing some money and bribing Satan into forgetting the whole thing and letting them go back to bed? Nope. In fact, he doesn't use the glasses at all, leading one to wonder what, exactly, the point of showing them off was. Instead, Satan gives him the 1985 equivalent of an iPhone. Pretty snazzy, but can it defeat the Prince of Darkness himself? You better believe there's an app for that.

As it turns out though, the challenges aren't particularly difficult. One of them is going to a W.A.S.P. concert! I mean sure, W.A.S.P. sucks, but I'd hardly call that a "challenge". As for the rest, they mostly involve monsters that the main guy just casually blasts with the laser beam app. It's not like he has to think or make any effort or actually do anything. In fact, if Satan would've been decent enough to provide him with a chair or something he could've gotten through most of the challenges without even standing up. Come to think of it, you know what else would've been nice? Some magazines to read, and maybe one of those little mini-fridges, stocked with cold drinks. There's no reason why this whole thing has to be an ordeal, am I right?

Frankly I wanted to like this movie, but it's so lazy and dumb and bad. And it's filled with moronic lines, like the now-famous "I reject your reality and I substitute my own!" and, my personal favorite, "The word is forget it!" It's completely hopeless.