According to the label, this tape has three parts: "Marketing", "Fence Installation", and "Electrifying". I really had my hopes pinned on that last one - I don't really care who or what gets electrified, as long as we get to see it - but as it turns out "Electro/Braid" is mainly meant to keep horses from escaping and going on a rampage (or whatever it is horses do when they escape), and as a general rule most people prefer not to electrocute their horses to death. Hell, this fence is so weak that part of the set-up involves using yourself to see if the fucker is grounded. I'll tell you one thing, if I installed this bitch you better believe I'd soup it up a little bit. I say if smoldering raccoons and screaming children aren't hanging off your electric fence at regular intervals, you might as well have installed a welcome mat.

That said, the practical joke applications of this stuff are virtually limitless. It's basically just a long electrified rope, so you can imagine how easy it would be to introduce it to swimming pools, watering troughs, under cars hoods, etc. For that reason, I give this product the Mr. Satanism Seal of Approval.