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(1984)
Great Grape fucking Ape is this movie pretentious. It's tinted all orange, we always seem to be looking at shit from some crazy angle (always a sign that some film school fuck is showing off), and bizarre crap keeps popping up that doesn't have anything to do with anything and is there just to make the movie seem that much more weird. They can't even have a part where a couple of cats talk to each other without making it all "artistic"; like we'll only see one guy's feet, and the other guy's reflection in the floor or something. The story's about this detective who's after a serial killer, but in order to prove his buddy's kooky theory he decides to pretend he is the killer by re-tracing the killer's steps and like re-enacting everything the killer did. I'm sure you can see where this is going. I guess it's an okay movie (there's violence, a skinhead suicide cult, drugs, and a sexy Chinese hooker who shows us her yins and her yang) but all the pretentious, artsy-fartsy crap really distracts you from the fact that the whole thing is kind of lazy and unoriginal. Then again, I suppose that is why they invented "pretentious" in the first place. |
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