This housewife gets kidnapped by a modern-day Bonnie & Clyde (actually they're more like Heckle & Jeckle, but you know what I mean). She escapes with the help of some yokels, but the chick kidnapper gets killed in the process so the guy kidnapper decides to get revenge by screwing the housewife's hot-ass daughter. Now I've gotten back at tons of people by fucking their daughters (currently pending: Billy Ray Cyrus), but this guy doesn't stop there: he like systematically destroys the entire family in a way only a professional identity thief or someone who's had access to your house for five minutes in a really stupid movie could do. It's your typical malarkey, but at least there's the daughter: let's just say there's not much of this chick I wouldn't lick. Too bad she never gets naked.