Everybody at the military school keeps riding this one kid's ass, so when he finds all this black magic shit in the basement he hauls a computer down there, e-mails Satan, and starts a reign of terror. A dude's head gets twisted around 180 degrees (he just has his shirt on backwards- it's hilarious), a naked hottie with fantastic little tits gets eaten by pigs, a guy gets impaled on a chandelier, a priest gets a spike through the forehead, and in the end the main kid flies around this church whacking people with a sword while the pigs and a zombie finish off his leftovers. Plus a topless chick gets her head lopped off and Bob Pinciotti from That '70s Television Program sacrifices a puppy to the Devil. It's a classic.