Justin French? Jesus H., not this asshole again. To truly understand how awful this guy is, read this review first and then come back. Ready? Okay, so this time around it's mostly some dipshit in a ski mask jumping on a bed and then this same guy and a chick flailing their arms and legs around like a couple of retards. At least the chick feels herself up for a while - and she even takes a shower in one part - but we never actually see her tits or even her face so there's a pretty good chance she's just Justin French's ugly girlfriend or something. We also see a lamp, some curtains, a drain, the ceiling, the back of a car seat, and, in the most stunning sequence, a towel laying on the floor. There's also a long part where they just point the camera out the window of a moving car, like you used to do when you were 15 and riding around with your friends.

The longer I watched this the more I got to thinking: there's something funny going on here. No one could be stupid or inept enough to think that these were real movies, not even the people who write Family Guy. So I decided that it was time to delve into my least favorite things, research and facts. Well, it turns out I was right: "Justin French" is a total fake. Here's what he said on the imdb:

So let me get this straight, Justin French (if that is your real name; oh, wait, you just admitted that it isn't): you're all pissed off about critics ripping on bad movies, so instead of manning up, buckling down, working really hard, and making the best movie you possibly can, you go out of your way to make two pieces of crap on purpose? Wow, I guess you showed us. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What a douche-sucking fuckbag. And I don't know why, but for some reason I get the feeling that "Justin French" is really the guy who made this. If anyone can confirm this for me, I'll send you some free movies.

"Justin French" is exempt from this offer.