
Video Picks for Perverts
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(1985)
Hey, it's Bibi from For Your Eyes Only! You may remember her as the only James Bond girl James Bond ever refused to fuck, even though she's unbelievably fine, and even though he fucked friggin' Grace Jones just two movies later. On purpose. I swear, he must have been in the middle of a particularly vicious feud with his own penis or something.
In this flick Bibi and her two friends get stranded in a town full of alien parasites that spread by spewing, and once you're infected you slowly go insane until the fully-grown alien finally explodes out of your face. That's all good stuff but there's just way too much dead time between the cool parts; they could've easily tripled the number of crazy people encounters, alien attacks, and exploding faces and the movie still wouldn't have been anywhere near out of control. The little alien monsters are super cool and Bibi's bod is super hot, so if you can live with the fact that we don't see enough of either one of them I suppose this is worth checking out. I wouldn't bother adding it to your bridal registry or anything though. |
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.