These giant birds (they look like baby Rodans, except, you know, stupid) make the scene and start attacking people, and if you get even the tiniest scratch from one you're screwed, jewed, and flued because now you've got the flu bird. Fortunately, the Department of Fatherland Security is on hand to straighten these terrorist raghead spic birds out. Here's their brilliant, two-pronged plan:

1. Set up the kind of quarantine where main characters are allowed to come and go as they please, but secondary characters get shot for trying to escape.

2. Assign two guys and a mannequin to fly a helicopter around for a while and then crash it into the ground.

I guess they should've found a mannequin with more flight experience. At any rate, there's only two good things about this movie, and of course they're both hot little juvenile delinquents. Naturally one of them is nice and the other one's a bitchy slut, but amazingly enough they both manage to survive. Horror flicks tend to really have it in for the slutty bitches, but they're my favorite so it was nice to see one of them come through all right for a change. This movie still sucks though.