A lot of people didn't like the fact that they made a new version of Friday the 13th, as if completely starting over from scratch could be any worse than a chapter where Jason goes to outer space, or melts when the sewer he's chasing people through just randomly fills with toxic waste. Because that happens. If it really bothers you that much, just hit pause when the title comes up and tape a piece of paper to your screen that says "Part XII". (Another solution would be to actually get a life, but we both know that's not gonna happen.) The important thing is: does it deliver? Well, there's enough violence and rackage on hand to keep it from being a total wash, but it's definitely the laziest Friday the 13th yet. Most of the murders are pretty generic (the only standout is when this bim with awful, awful fakes gets cooked alive in her sleeping bag), the cutest chick never gets naked, and some of the stuff that goes down doesn't make any sense at all. Like, are they trying to tell us that Jason grows weed??? He kills everyone he meets; who the fuck is he selling to? And don't tell me it's for his personal use. If nigga was smoking that much chronic, he'd be a lot more mellow.