
Video Picks for Perverts
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(2010)
All the non-deceased people from At Risk are back in another movie based on a novel by checkout line book rack hack Patricia Cornbread, who may be laughing all the way to the bank but guess what? When she gets there she's still a hack. In a shocking twist that even the Saw guys couldn't have come up with, the movie version of At Risk actually ended up kicking a considerable amount of ass, but apparently lightning doesn't strike twice because this flick (which is Part 2) is a complete disaster. The main problem is that it's just too goddamned complicated: the story involves the Boston Strangler, the FBI, a stalker, a mime, the mob, a blind girl who isn't, ESP, a frame-up, terrorists, identity theft, Scotland Yard, a viral video of the chick from Groundhog Day in her bra, and I'm sure there's something I forgot to mention. On the plus side you'll never guess how it ends, but if you just want to spend the next two hours being confused, use them to try and figure out how Patricia Cornpore's sub-literate books got popular in the first place. Now there's a mystery that even a team-up between Scooby-Doo and Murder She Wrote couldn't solve.
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