One of the great failures of American culture was the completely unwarranted success of the movie Teen Wolf. As it turns out though, Teen Wolf and Teen Wolf Also were actually rip-offs of this movie, which isn't the greatest thing since sliced butter but at least it didn't piss me off every five minutes. In fact, parts of it are actually funny, especially when it's being super tasteless (they still haven't improved on the "sexually assaulted by handicapped, grade-school-age lesbians" gag). The story starts when this kid goes to Europe with his pervert dad (it's Ed McMahon!) and gets bitten by a werewolf. Years later he goes back to his old high school, lays some furry pipe, scores a touchdown in a "the big game", gets shot, and meets a chick werewolf. I don't want to give the impression that this movie isn't completely retarded - because it is - or that it's good - because it isn't - but it has a couple of funny parts, which is more than I can say for both Teen Wolf movies put together. Plus it's probably the best thing that "There's No 'I' in" Jm J. Bullock will ever be in. Except of course a coffin.