"Captain Cornelius Butt"? That's what passes for entertainment in this flick? Sadly, the answer is yes. The guy who invented movies must be puking in his grave.

So, the Intergalactic Federation of Planets sends these five guys into space for seven years, along with a sexy robot chick that they're not allowed to fuck. Yeah, that makes sense. Seriously, if they're not supposed to fuck it, wouldn't it be more logical to make it look like, I dunno, that big red SOB from The Black Hole, or a 1950s-style refrigerator or something? Then again, after seven years they'd probably fuck it anyway, so I suppose it doesn't really matter. Actually, nothing in this movie matters, because there's barely any story anyway; it's just a bunch of horrible fucking jokes, and I don't mean your run-of-the mill horrible jokes like you might hear from your third grader just prior to punishing him for being such a disappointment. No, I mean shit so unfunny that even the French haven't invented a word for it yet. The spaceship looks like a gigantic penis. The black guy calls people "space honky". There's a joker with upside-down Vulcan ears named "Mr. Spot". There's "Confucius say" type gags. They even trot this fossilized turd out:

Asshole #1: "Go up to Uranus, and turn left."
Asshole #2: "Right."
Asshole #1: "Left!"
Asshole #2: "Right."
Asshole #1: "No, left!"

Are you fucking kidding me??? That bit is so old Jesus wouldn't have opened with it. Especially since it wouldn't have made any sense in Aramaic. This movie is less funny than The Ice Pirates, it's less funny than Spaceballs, it's less funny than Spaceship, and it's even less funny than the time the jigsaw caught my sack.

I was naked, and I wanted to make some fancy bookends, okay?