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Ghost Rig

(2003)

This company is gonna scuttle an abandoned oil rig so it can become an artificial reef for fish to build their condos in and shit. That's actually good for the environment, but in typical "I dropped out of college to save the Earth" fashion of bunch of clueless, whale-fucking tree-huggers decide to fly out there in a helicopter and make a scene. You know, oil rigs tend to be pretty far from shore. I wonder how much fuel that took? At any rate, their little hippie-crite protest mainly consists of just being there since the company can't knock the rig over with people on board (even though in this case they probably should), so at first this flick is just a bunch of cretins walking around in rooms full of pipes. Pretty soon though the demon that happens to be on board starts possessing them one by one until suddenly we realize that we're watching a super-lame ripoff of The Thing. There was one cutie I was sorry to see go (ah, pigtails), but other than that these people were so fucking stupid I couldn't wait for them to die. For example, at one point the leader of the envirotards calls the supernatural "hippie shit", somehow completely overlooking the fact that he is, in fact, the definition a goddamned hippie. And what is with the guy who turns out to be a traitor who infiltrated their group? If his whole goal was to stop the protest he isn't doing a very good job, and if that wasn't his goal then what the hell is he doing there? From the way they talk he's in the army, but I don't know of any army that hands out cake assignments like "infiltrate hippies, then do nothing". Hell, my job is harder than that. Especially when I have to sit through dumb crap like this.



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