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Ghost Town

(2009)

There's a big wild west gunfight at the beginning of this movie, but the shithead in charge of the camera was shaking it around so much that I got the fucking spins, so I can't really tell you if it was cool or not. Seriously, it's like they were shooting the scene from the back of a pogo stick. Stupid assholes.

At any rate, years later a busload of asswits rolls into the town where this went down and they all get killed by ghost cowboy ghosts. On the plus side, there are a lot of people on this bus, which means plenty of murders. Unfortunately, most of these murders are lame or just plain retarded. Honestly, what does puking up oil have to do with cowboys? And that's not the only thing they screw up: it's boring; everyone acts like they're (barely) in high school even though they're supposed to be college students; and the only legitimate hottie on hand (played by the ultrafine Shelly "V-Rod" Varod) is the first girl to die. In short, this flick is an infuriating waste of time from start to finish.

As far as Syphilis Channel movies go, I'd call it above average.



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