This flick has two main guys, a fat one (who's relatively normal) and a skinny one, who... Jesus Christ, this fucking fuck... Remember how I went off on the puppet from Sorority Babes in the etc.? Well this asshole is its human equivalent. Everything, everything, about this miserable, half-wit shitstain sucks almost beyond comprehension. First off, he's inhumanly stupid. And I don't mean the kind of stupid that's funny, or just sort of annoying. I'm talking about the kind of stupid that makes you want to grab him by the fucking throat and punch him repeatedly in his dopey, retard face until he chokes on his own teeth and blood while crying tears of utter hopelessness and begging for anything, even death, to make the pain stop. His sucktitude doesn't end there though. Here a partial list of additional shit this guy does:

• He pushes down a mother carrying her baby

• He causes a car accident and lets someone else take the fall for it

• He contaminates food that's served to the public

• He sends an old man to the hospital

• He makes fun of his friend for not having a father

• He drives like an asshole with no regard for anyone's safety

• He beats up a woman and breaks her arm

• He rapes a small child repeatedly

• He commits genocide

Okay, I started exaggerating a little bit towards the end there, but no joke, all but two of those are 100% true. Without this guy in it the movie would just be dumb and kind of annoying, but with him in it it's an endless celebration of cretinism and atrocities. The conclusion is unescapable: people are evil, stupid and evil. Congratulations, Good Burger, I have officially lost all faith in humanity.

I did like the part where a giant hamburger flattens Sinbad's car though. Fuck Sinbad.