As far as I'm concerned, any witch is a good witch. Unless she's a fattie, of course. This flick has the same basic setup as the first Elvira movie (the main chick even has the same first name as the broad who plays Elvira), except it's for kids so it replaces being funny with being nice. In other words, instead of making jokes, the Good Witch spends the entire movie helping a generic family with its endless, G-rated problems:

• The little girl is having nightmares

• Her brother keeps getting picked on by a bully (How this is even an issue is beyond me. Their dad is the sheriff for Christ's sake; he should have no trouble getting his hands on a gun.)

• The dad isn't boning a hot witch

• The mom is dead

By the end all of these issues are resolved, except for the dead mom, but what do you expect from a movie like this? A zombie mom going on the rampage while her former husband pumps round after ineffective round into her desiccated corpse, her kids shriek in horror, and the Good Witch tries to send her back to Hell by performing a complicated pagan ritual that has to be performed in the nude? Actually, that would've been pretty awesome, especially the part where the Good Witch is naked, because she is so ungodly hot that I'm not kidding or exaggerating when I say that I will never have sex again without thinking about her at least a little bit. And frankly, I look forward to the pillow talk that'll result:

Girl: "Mmmm... I've never seen you so into it. Tell me what you were thinking about."
Me: "Children's programming."

That should be good for a session or two with her therapist.