There's this gorgon creeping around (you know, like in Clash of the Titans), and she's turning everybody to stone with her hideous, ugly face. She's what you call a "two-bagger". I guess she has friends in high places though (Zeus?), because nobody wants to acknowledge what's going down except for one guy; he says he's all about the science, but then he goes "I believe in the existence of everything which the human brain is unable to disprove." They say you can't prove a negative, so between ghosts, UFOs, Bigfoot, leprechauns, the chupacabras, and talking dogs it looks like this clown really has his work cut out for him. Eventually he tracks the gorgon down, but he ends up getting stoned, or as the cretins in this movie call it, "gorgonized". The process takes long enough though (it's like One Hour Gorgonizing), so he actually has time to sit down and write a letter to his son explaining the whole ridiculous story up to this point. The son goes after the gorgon next, but it's all pretty boring and weak and the only cool part is at the very end where Count Dooku lops the gorgon's head off. And did the son get turned to stone or not? He gets a face full of gorgon before she dies, but we never find out if he's fucked or if killing her before he was totally stoned saved his dumb ass. Whether or not the main guy dies is generally the kind of information that you want to come out of a movie knowing. Goddamned idiots.