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(1959)
Looks like Dr. Durant has really done it this time- they're running him down with dogs, and he just barely makes it onto a passing boat. "Today I know exactly where I'm going and what I have to do and then I'll be back! They'll see me again!" he says. He's talking pretty tough now that he's gotten away, I see. For the time being though he's off on a new adventure, and I must say if he's not tough he sure does a good job of faking it. When his guides freak out about some fancy-dan warning totem he just blows the thing to pieces with a pistol all casual-like, and later he takes a fucking nap on the river until his canoe drifts into the rapids and capsizes, at which point he swims to shore like that was his plan all along. He follows up by shrugging off a leopard attack, filibustering an entire tribe of natives, and surviving a coral snake bite. Then, as an encore, he destroys a bridge to foil some headhunters and pops Audrey Hepburn's cherry. There's also this insane torture ceremony where the natives press wasps and stinging ants into their bare flesh, but Dr. Durant doesn't even bother participating in something as sissified as that. The beginning says this is a love story. If that's true, then it's the best damn one of those I've ever seen.
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