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Hack!

(2007)

This stars Winnie from The Wonder Queers as the same character she plays in everything: an annoying, pan-faced twat. Seriously, that bitch's mug is so flat you could use it as a level. Anyway, Winnie and her friends (actually they all hate her, but then who doesn't?) go to this island for a school project, but it turns out that the two people who live on the island - megahottie Drusilla from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and her idiot husband - are crazy and they start killing the kids so they can make their own snuff film. Now, that sounds like a decent idea for a movie, but unfortunately this whole thing is a total disaster. It's annoying, it's full of fucking references (I hate movies with references), and in one part a guy actually trades down from Drusilla to Winnie which offends me on every conceivable level, even though incest was involved and normally I approve of that sort of thing. On the plus side, there's a few seconds of Drusilla in a schoolgirl uniform (which is nowhere near enough, but Christ is it fucking hot) and in the end Winnie gets blown away with a shotgun (spoiler warning). I really can't think of anything else to say about this piece of crap, so here's a big picture of Drusilla:

Damn. She's so fine you could borrow money against it. I hope she used the bread she made off this to buy lots of schoolgirl uniforms.



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