
Video Picks for Perverts
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(1933)
Ah, the carefree life of a bum! Always laughing and singing, hobnobbing with the mayor, taking carriage rides around the park with unbelievably beautiful women... And such camaraderie! Not one person in this movie gets knifed in the groin over a quarter bottle of Old Crow. Eventually the main bum, "Bumper", does get a job (His motivation? Pussy, of course.), but after a while he sees the light and goes back to being homeless. That's where the movie ends, but one can only imagine what zaniness Bumper will get up to next. My guess? He dies of exposure and they have to scrape his piss and shit-stained corpse off the sidewalk he froze to with a shovel. Hallelujah! |
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