
Video Picks for Perverts
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(2004)
Big companies are usually super uptight about their "image", so that fact that White Castle LLC Ltd Corp. was totally willing to say "Yeah, we know that people abusing illegal narcotics like our product, so go ahead and use our name for your ridiculous dope movie" makes them the coolest company in the history of the universe. And that's not even taking into account the fact that they invented "chicken rings". This flick is mostly pube and diarrhea jokes (and that joke where somebody says that they absolutely, positively aren't going to do something... and then in the very next scene they're doing it; they use that one at least a hundred and thirty-four times) but I like it anyway because I keep imagining the distant future where some other company acquires White Castle in a merger or something and this moronic pro-drug movie with their brand name on it becomes a huge thorn in their side for like decades. And if that isn't reason enough to like this, there's tits, my favorite pair belonging to a poppin' little Asian number who shows them off in exchange for weed. You know, her great-great-great-grandfather (give or take a great) may well have helped build our country's railroads, and now, God willing, some lucky bastard is gonna railroad her. I love America. |
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