Some all mod fucks decide it would be pretty boss to hang out in this haunted house with their puke-ugly girlfriends, but then somebody murders the fuck out of one of them. When the remaining morons find his bloody corpse, they decide that the last thing they should do is call the cops: "We've got to figure this out for ourselves!" one cat says. Why? Instead, they decide to hide the body and say that the guy left after they all got into an argument. Yeah, that's not suspicious. Seriously, who wrote this pile of ass? Pretty soon the pigs start asking questions, so in an attempt to be as stupid as possible they all return to the scene of the crime, where the killer finally reveals himself and stabs Frankie Avalon in the dick.

A total piece of shit. But almost worth it to see Frankie Avalon get stabbed in the dick.