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The Haunting Within

(2003)

For fuck's sake, this flick takes forever to decide what it's actually about. At first I thought the main guy was trying to gaslight his sister, until he finds this book about vampire fairies and it seems like it might turn into a leanan sídhe movie (which would've been kinda cool since there's nowhere near enough of those). But then a ghost shows up! Goddammit, pick a freakshow and stick with it, you scatterbrained hacks. I mean seriously, we're halfway through the movie and I still don't know what the hell I'm watching. The only thing I'm sure of at this point is that the puppy the main chick's brother bought her is living on borrowed time: with only two real characters there's just no one else to kill. Plus of course dead puppy = cheapjack tragedy. (Ha! Two seconds after I wrote that the puppy disappeared. Nice knowing you, "Dagger".) Not long after the puppy buys it there's like this huge revelation about the main chick and her mom that was so shocking I almost fell asleep, and then they wrap in all up by revealing that everyone has X-Men-style mind control powers. It's like a John Saul novel, only a million, million times worse because I know not to read John Saul novels. Screw this idiot movie.



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