A chick I'd fuck all night long if she promised not to tell anyone inherits her aunt's house, and naturally the place is haunted. Well, either that or it's Scooby-Doo time again, and my money's on the latter, especially since the main "ghost" looks suspiciously like a regular person, and the "ghost" hearse that keeps running her off the road actually hits her car at one point and causes enough real damage to justify filing an insurance claim. Seriously, I've seen con artists on sitcoms pull off more believable hauntings and I'm not seeing any problem here that couldn't be solved by buying a gun. You know women, though- curious as cats and twice as dumb. Instead of firing off a few rounds and worrying about the Q&A later, the next time the hearse shows up she climbs inside. And where does it take her? Church. So that's it. These fucking Christians are getting pushier all the time. Oh, wait, it turns out the ride in the hearse was just a dream, probably. There's really no way to know, because eventually the movie just stops without bothering to explain anything. Look, makers of The Hearse, I'm bored with this lame-ass shit too, but I think you had an obligation here to at least finish telling the goddamned story. Seriously, talk about unprofessional.