This Asian dude inherits a huge house that, in a spectacular burn from beyond the grave, turns out to be haunted. (Variations on this burn include leaving someone a house that owes more in back taxes than the place is worth, and leaving a house to someone only on the condition that they share it with your three hundred and six pet cats.) And this particular haunted house has a pretty unique gimmick: if you spend even one night in the place, every time you go to sleep for the rest of your life you wake up back there! That would be wicked convenient if you worked nearby, but as you can imagine most people find it highly irritating. In the best part, one joker decides to test it out by handcuffing himself to a chair; he teleports to the freak house, but the chair - and his hands - are still back at his place! It finally turns out that it's all because the previous owners were keeping baby ghosts in jars and feeding them blood (or some crazy slant bullshit), and the only way to put a stop to the horror/nuisance is for the main guy to end his bloodline. The problem is that he already knocked up his girl, so he decides to put the kibosh on the curse by stabbing her to death and then killing himself. Okay, I do see the logic here, but this chick is all kinds of fine. Why not tap it for a little while longer, and end the curse later? I mean, she's not even showing yet so what's the big hurry? Then, at the very least, you've got a few more weeks to enjoy that primo ass. Or better yet, get her hooked on booze and meth, spike everything she eats or drinks with mercury, and repeatedly x-ray her belly every night after she falls asleep. I don't care how many evil, supernatural powers your kid ends up having- he won't be wreaking much havoc if he's sporting thirty different birth defects. I really don't know what was going through this guy's head. I thought Asians were supposed to be smart.